The Week in Review

Presumptive candidate Romney wants to cut back on fire fighters and police. How about we cut back on incompetent people in Congress?  I sure hope one of his homes doesn't catch on fire.

I grew up in an era when a certain movie was banned in Boston because it contained the words "virgin", "pregnant" and "seductress".  Have you seen the Pearle Vision commercial touting "The Naughty Librarian"? It's a book that makes "50 Shades of Gray" read like Cinderella. (Don't ask how I know.)  They must be marketing new steam-free shades.

And how about the new Cadillac XTS with the vibrating seat to warn you of impending rear end danger? I'm going to let you come up with your own tag line for that one.

Sergio Garcia wiped out a microphone on a tee box at the Open yesterday with a backhand slap shot that might get him a tryout with the LA Kings.  David Feherty remarked that it was Sergio's best swing of the day.

How about these teenagers, 14 and 17, that are playing so well? When I was that age, I was trying to sneak into that movie with the bad words.

China's first woman is now in orbit.  That'll teach her to have a second kid!

Romney's on a bus tour. I wonder if he has ever been on a bus before. His dog should have a wonderful view from the top of a bus.

And finally, congratulations to my grandson Michael Paisley whose baseball team made it to the finals of the Indiana High School Division 3A tournament. Though they didn't win, they played hard, they played well and they should be very proud.