Prime Minister Cameron of England is calling back Parliament from recess to deal with the growing riots in London and elsewhere. There have been calls for President Obama to recall members of Congress to deal with our country's problems, but he can't find them. They're all in hiding. Nancy Pelosi is getting her botox removed so no one will recognize her. When Congress reconvenes, look for a shar pei wearing a pants suit. Harry Reid is somewhere leading a seminar on charisma. Addison Mitchell Abraham Mordichai Mitchell is back in Kentucky learning how to talk by moving his lips. He would have made a great ventriloquist. And John Boehner spends his day in front of a mirror practicing saying "no" with a straight face.
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